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Business card holder fake dog poop office poo made usa
Or you just like to have fun at work ?
Or you like to push the limits of good taste ?
Put this on your desk with your business cards
in it. It's the most disgusting Business Card Holder there is !
People will say: "What's this CRAP?
and "What kind of CRAP is THIS ?
The slot in the top of the Fake Poop Business Card Holder
holds about 20-30 business cards.
Just what America needs..............."Good Quality Fake Dog Poop."
Made in the USA, by Americans !
This is made with our LARGE FAKE DOG POOP product.
These are German Shepard or Saint Bernard size.
Maybe even very close to "Human Size". YUK !!! All shapes are different. No 2 poos alike. Since they are handmade, each piece is different, but approx. 3 inches wide and about 6 inches long. About the size of a Dollar Bill.
These do not smell....but they sure look like they doo! They look SO real. They have Texture and Lumps and.....they DON'T have "seams" like the molded rubber and molded plastic kind..............because these are NOT MOLDED and NOT made in China !
These are individually HAND MADE ( Yuk ! ) by our "Fake Dog Poop Stylists".
Some people call this the Best and Most Funny Novelty on the Planet and is called by many names in different parts of the world like: ca ca, caca, poopoo, poo poo, po po, feces, turd, stool, droppings, stinky stuff, smart pills, guano, road apples, turds, loaf, pellet, unusual fido offerings, a smelly present from the dog, doggie surprise, pooper scooper trash, and a great fun gift for those you love and those you hate. These are all American and made in the USA.
"No dogs were injured or hurt in the making of this product."
These pictures do not / can not / will not... do our product justice.
It is MUCH MUCH MUCH better than any photo could capture,
no matter how enhanced the photo is !
Each Fake Dog Poop Business Card Holder is made by hand,
so each one is slightly different than the photo.
No kidding....... People really like our crap !
We provide Fake Dog Poop for movies and commercials. We offer a quality product that looks SO REAL ! If you want the ultimate realism in Fake Dog Poop, this is it. If you just want Cheap, Cheap, Cheap, then you want the stuff from somewhere else. If you REALLY want to fool someone, you want this.
Now.......Where is that Saint Bernard ?
